I love you Alex, but I also hate you.
if you didn't already love me because of my hilarious jokes, let me woo you with my tragic backstory.
Just admit you can't resist me piper.
Fuck everyone here.
Pipes, I love you. Just kidding, I fucking hate you.
I am so busy with this baby, and I am so over my husband.
let's get our TWERK on.
IM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU.
But we were friends Red, remember?
well what's going to happen when the baby comes out and it's not Mendez's
well let's just say it's his baby, so I don't go to jail, and then I will take the baby and raise it on my own!
I LOVE YOU DAYA. WAIT FOR ME.
- Yoga Jones:
Everybody, let's just be zen okay.
I'm dying, and soon, so fuck you all, and fuck this place.
I just want my wife to love me.
I'm an asshole, most of the time.
I'm the hotshot here. Everyone wants to sleep with me, I'm rich, I'm beautiful, I run this town.
- Brooke Soso:
so, once, during a political protest...
Soso, SHUT THE FUCK Up.
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